Too many bland, boring pigeons in your neighborhood? Would you like to see more colorful birds? Or maybe even release rainbow-hued birds instead of doves at your wedding?
Artist Laurel Roth, who uses "art as a medium to examine biological ramifications of human behavior," has you covered - literally.
She's crocheted these vibrant "Biodiversity Reclamation Suits for Urban Pigeons," which come complete with a "hand carved pigeon mannequin [and] walnut stand."
She'll even help you bring back the long-extinct Dodo
Like Artemis, who sent the link, I don't know whether to laugh or cry...